when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly
by kjef October 26, 2011
Get the muffin mit mug.A Muffin is an English Gentleman who lives in Kew, in England. Muffins love to eat but usually just graze, they love chocolate tits and spend their whole lives unknowingly looking for a particular American girl. Muffins are beautiful, funny, brilliant , douchey, narcissistic, sordid, perverted and just amazing. If you come across a Muffin in your lifetime, you won't be able to pull yourself away. He is much too intoxicating, with one 'Oi,' you'll be hooked for the rest of your days. In a second he can give you the world but just as easily, break your heart. If something is wrong, he will fix it. If you are lost, he will bring you back. Muffin is the closest thing to Jesus Christ we have walking among us. If the world were Muffinless, my heart would stop beating.
Note: MUFFIN IS A DOM!
Note: MUFFIN IS A DOM!
Jess: I love you, Muffin.
Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.
Jess: OMG, are you fucking kidding me?!
Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?
Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING KNOW?! OMG, I just said that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard that was?!
Muffin: I fucking love you too, Baby.
Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.
Jess: OMG, are you fucking kidding me?!
Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?
Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING KNOW?! OMG, I just said that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard that was?!
Muffin: I fucking love you too, Baby.
by Princess_Sparkles February 1, 2013
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A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.
See also depression
See also depression
H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!
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