messy Mcgver

pulling out a womens tampon and using the string as a cock ring

smart like 80's tv icon messy Mcgver but super messy at the same time

by jackcoke81 May 19, 2008

messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.

Dude, get your messy pants out of my face

by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011

Miss Earth

A "beauty" pageant where beauty doesn't actually matter and you just have to be brainy and be good at answering questions. Also called Mess Earth and Miss Earthquake

Did you see the new Miss Earth winner? She's so ugly.

by peterthepanda May 30, 2018

messy bun

The word "messy bun" means give dae a sloppy toppy or that GAWK GAWK 5000

hey dae i gotta messy bun;)

by daddy daedae April 17, 2021

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (muah)
He gon' find another girl
And he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!

She took the fucking kids, yuh.
Now I'm cryin'
Don't have no will to live, yuh
I'm gon' get my car and drive off of a bridge, yuh
They gon' find my body
Put me in a ditch, yuh

Person1: Hit or miss?
Person2: I'm already tracer.
Person1: Shut up
Person2: I bet he doesn't kiss ya

by ImAlreadyTracer™ January 2, 2019

Hit Or Miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Hit or miss, my wife took the kids.

by Hexity January 5, 2019

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009