Either a weird kid who probably is a bit ‘tismed out with most likely a Minecraft obsession. Or just a chill bloke who wished his name wasn’t Liam because it’s the most basic name of all time now.
“I once knew a guy named Liam, he wasn’t a weird Minecraft fan in his 30s. He was actually a sex god” - comprised of many different testimonials from every female model
by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023

by KaidouEnjoyer June 2, 2022

A better version of Abed Khalifa.
Ranga Prime
Has a Mazda 4
Not married to his Ps4, cause he's untouchable.
Is the One
Force of Nature, basically beyond anything human.
Goes to Fit and Fast Five Dock
Also served as a priest to baptize Christian Abed Khalifa
Ranga Prime
Has a Mazda 4
Not married to his Ps4, cause he's untouchable.
Is the One
Force of Nature, basically beyond anything human.
Goes to Fit and Fast Five Dock
Also served as a priest to baptize Christian Abed Khalifa
"I heard Abed roams the streets of Haberfield, but, Liam owns all of NSW." - Random Passerby
"I and Liam go way back, we use to know each other in high school, but he transcended the mortal plane, and we haven't seen each other since." - Local Owner of Roddy's Fishing Rods and old friend of Liam Campbell.
"I and Liam go way back, we use to know each other in high school, but he transcended the mortal plane, and we haven't seen each other since." - Local Owner of Roddy's Fishing Rods and old friend of Liam Campbell.
by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019

The hottest man alive and the best of the Hemsworth brothers with out a doubt. Beautiful blue eyes, tall, technically single but I like to think of him as mine. He played Gale Hawthorne in hunger games.
by jojo the beast March 16, 2021

A noodle turd ball, who dances to rap songs from oranges with banana overalls. Someone with a sexy face smeared in kittens and had puppy dog abs and a booty like the Kardashians.
Man that guy got the moves like Liam Alvarez .
wow look at the Liam Alvarez on the girl it's outta this world!
wow look at the Liam Alvarez on the girl it's outta this world!
by Kely scott January 15, 2014

A guy with a penis big enough to destroy the whole earth with one wack. all girls are afraid of his master dick.
by Hi there kids!!! July 24, 2021
