Lauren is a fat cow who eats cows and is a all round not good person who’s friends especially one who’s name is like a flower, are all fifty times better than her.
by Hatwomen February 18, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.
by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019
Get the Lauren Dearmentmug. When your telling someone your on the way to them.but instead your making up more lies about not coming.
by Joe_though August 19, 2024
Get the Lauren msmug. A very plastic looking humanoid who does drugs in other peoples houses whom wears more makeup then a clown
by That one big prick November 23, 2021
Get the Lauren Scottmug. Little angel with harry legs very kind. Loves to suck all cocks but narwhals cocks. As straight as a pipe and always a savage. Lauren pierces are young niggers.
by Young nugget May 21, 2017
Get the lauren piercemug. A lauren. Not to be confused with Lo-Ren. "Lauren." Lauren.
I Lauren'd today.
by moozay November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. She is a very interesting girl who if you aren’t friends with her she will talk bad about you. She is one to keep secrets but will probably tell someone close to her. She loves whatever she has and will take good care of whatever possess. Become friends with a Lauren she will make you laugh and probably all ways be their for you if you are her friend; if you aren’t her friend you are a goner. Get yourself a Lauren so you don’t become a goner.
by Chelsisthebest November 29, 2021
Get the Laurenmug.