to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008
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A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.
Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
Mom: Crossing Jordan.
Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.
by The Blazin' AZN April 2, 2009
Get the Crossing Jordan mug.Perhaps the most strictly Mormon city in the world, free time is spent praying, attending religous services, polishing one's horns and engaging in intercourse with one's multiple wives. Common occupations include farmer and church-goer.
As a respectable man of the South Jordan community, I spent the night at home asking God for a new TV and nailing wives one through ten.
by CaptainRussia May 22, 2011
Get the South Jordan mug.The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
by William Wordsworthless July 26, 2005
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Get the jordan mug.A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time
Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.
Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
by ihatejordan December 28, 2009
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