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Jesse Toney

by JesseSux March 12, 2015
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Jess

the dumbest person mishka has ever met but also one of the best people she’s ever met. jess is also a bottom and just won’t admit it but she knows it’s true
“omg it’s jess she’s so amazing and pretty and stuff
by plutounicorn April 19, 2020
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Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.
"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"
by thurbermingus August 17, 2022
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Jess

Oh my Jess!
by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021
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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.
That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog
by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021
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Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.
by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018
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