Jerkin January

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.

Are you ready for Jerkin January

by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019

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January 11

This is the day you get to fuck the brains out of your s/o

Partner1: hey it’s January 11
Partner2: Hell yeah!

by Sir_hamster January 9, 2022

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January 3

National Florence Pugh Day! It's the actress' birthday and the perfect time to celebrate how incredible she is. Happy Birthday Flo!

It's January 3, Flo's birthday!

by Abby_hursh January 3, 2022

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The day when the most pretty, handsome and attractive people are born. They are always on the top among people around him/her. It's a bit impossible to beat or compete people who born on this day because they are just too amazing. They can be the kindest and the most evil sometimes. Multi-talented is the strongest point of them and sometimes they are just extremely smart. They can easily influence people around them. Everyone sees them as the most perfect ones and many people want to be like them.

Boy: I just get a girlfriend and her birthday is January 15th.
Boy #2: You probably the most lucky guy as only the most prefect ones born on that day.

by jakemoures007 May 16, 2021

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January 8

National become friends with your enemy day

Joe: Hello Jessica can we be friends again?
Jessica:uhm what u forgive me?
Joe:No but it’s bc it’s January 8 but promise u won’t do it again
Jessica:okie sure

by LengGyal1o1 January 7, 2021

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January 10

January 10 beholds the holiday Sluzzle Tag, this day celebrates the spirit of Sluzzle Dude and his five dobermans. Sluzzle dude rides in his van to deliver presents across the world through toilets. People decorate their bathroom accordingly for this holiday.

“Did you know tomorrow is January 10?” “Oh em gee, really?! That means its Sluzzle tag! We need to set up the decorations!”

by Eggs2.00$ December 27, 2022

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