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January 31, 2007

The Day Boston was shut down due to the Mooninite Terrorist Threat.
by Jermstroyer June 26, 2007
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January 6

“She really sad the big picture!”
“Must’ve been born January 6.”
by odd_03 October 17, 2019
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January 8th

the baddest bitch was born on this day, January 8th
by Skakxiaksj October 16, 2019
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January 9

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!
09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??
by jk_bunny January 9, 2020
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January 29th

One if the best penguin loving moms was born today.
The best mom on planet Earth was born today January 29th.
by haple January 27, 2020
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January 24

january 24, 2021 is today, a sunday we are all just laying on our beds relaxing because the next day is a monday
by kageyamas wife January 24, 2021
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dank jankum

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.
whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.
by ctlocal July 26, 2011
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