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James Pond

To pee back to back, having each other's back and watching out for people coming.
"I have to pee!"
"Let's James Pond it!"
by Volldrauf November 18, 2014
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James Taylor MILF Theory

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.
Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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by Manboy Doug January 24, 2016
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James Burge

James Burge is a pussy destroyer and loves Asian girls, he likes to call people 'daddy' and James Burge is known for having a gammy toe
"Look at that gammy toe"
"Oh yeah that's James Burge"
by Jam Mari Moldez December 1, 2016
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James Simmons

James Simmons is brings a lot to the table. He loves kids and kids gravitate to him. A good listener and has good advice. He can cook clean and does a whole lot. What ever he puts his mind to he sees it threw. He passioate in be and loves to please his woman
How he do that. Thats James Simmons
by Truef January 20, 2017
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James Schull

Philanthropist and supporter of causes including Late Night and Panda Express. Brushes teeth bi-weekly. Enjoys socializing and once nearly died of weed.
Oh did you see that lad walk by? He was a classic James Schull.
Who was that guy doing whip-its in the middle of the frat party last night? It must've been James Schull.
by maxxsterr March 12, 2017
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jameson hires

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick
Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!
by kfhhiughouigf March 22, 2017
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james cannon

Dude don't be a "James Cannon" that's gross especially when it's not your kid. That's so white trashy
by Mr.Fixx June 15, 2017
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