jam your toast

telling someone to fuck off

"shut up"
"why dont you just jam your toast"

by joe killeen May 27, 2008

jam

Just A Moment

jam brb
ok ill wait

by a89angl January 15, 2009

Jam Gland

the male equivilant of a womans period, where the male produces fresh strawberry jam from the anus or mouth. This jam is collected every month and is then sold on to tesco for a healthy profit. Such examples of the jam gland are in videos like "1man1jar" which clearly depicts the jam collection process going horribly wrong.

my jam gland just burst!

by some lads March 7, 2010

Jam

Jam is similar to jelly, except dicks cannot be "jellied" down a person's throat.

Ken: "Dude, I don't understand. What's the difference between jam and jelly?"

Peter: "C'mon bro, everybody knows that. I cant jelly my cock down your throat."

Ken: "Ohh, it makes sense now. Thanks pal!"

by Tayybabe February 23, 2011

san francisco traffic jam

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

by blane green January 30, 2014

slow jam

An idiot or stupid person. May also affectionately apply to people who are delivering previously- or commonly-known information.

"Did you hear that kid? What a slow jam!"

by DJ 007 April 19, 2006

rail jam

A term used too describe intesense snowboarding sex.

shelby was being rail jamed in the half pipe by snow boarder steve

by sexiliciousnuts June 19, 2010