stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
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Get the Jesse :3 mug.a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
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a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.
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Get the jesse mug.jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
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