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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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Jess

Really load and annoying, doesn't shut up about her dog and can't seem to find anyone to talk to for more than 2 seconds
Oh God it's Jess
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jesseighkaugh

When a Gypsy doesn’t know proper English so they name their kid Jesseighkaugh instead of Jessica by accident, but overall Jesseighkaugh is rather dumb but managed to grab an education, she has lots of friends but she doesn’t know what deodorant is so you might want to give her a little hint
Oh look! A gypsy mum and her baby! I bet they’re going to name her Jesseighkaugh. Smh 🤦 ♀️ Gypsy’s never know proper English because they don’t go to school. Gotta stay away from that stink.
by SkittleEater July 11, 2020
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Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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Jesse

A guy that has a 69 inch long schlong. He shoots harder than John Wilkes Booth. Jesse is hot and sexy.
I wish i was Jesse.
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jess

an extremely hot individual with extremely large tits and sharp vagina hairs.
wow she’s such a jess
by i’m ur dadddd September 4, 2020
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Jess Zawadzki

Jess Zawadzki is a bitch
by Rjehgkwkf September 5, 2020
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