When one lays a turd so horrific and destructive that the wiping process causes profuse bleeding from the anus. The toilet paper is left with a red circle in the center of the squares.
I took a japcrap the other day, my toilet paper square could have been flown when Mizuki Noguchi won the gold in Athens.
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A Japist is a man/woman who frequently indulges in the pleasures of Jolly Japes.
A Japist is a man/woman who frequently indulges in the pleasures of Jolly Japes.
Person 1: Good sir, would you smell my flower?
Person 2: Why of course sir!
*Flower shoots water in person 2's face*
Person 2: Why Mr McGregor, you seem to be quite the jolly Japist!
Person 2: Why of course sir!
*Flower shoots water in person 2's face*
Person 2: Why Mr McGregor, you seem to be quite the jolly Japist!
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There are however, times when we see things from The Land of the Rising Sun that will simply NEVER come to the States because of the risk of that thing having controversial properties, or the risk of it not selling. Some of these things we want or wouldn't mind having here. However, a sizable amount of these things have opinions ranging from "thing of the year" to "UNSEEEEEEEE!!!!" to "wat" "stupid acid flashback" Things in this category I find have been reacted to with, simply, "Oh. My. God. JAPAN!"
There are however, times when we see things from The Land of the Rising Sun that will simply NEVER come to the States because of the risk of that thing having controversial properties, or the risk of it not selling. Some of these things we want or wouldn't mind having here. However, a sizable amount of these things have opinions ranging from "thing of the year" to "UNSEEEEEEEE!!!!" to "wat" "stupid acid flashback" Things in this category I find have been reacted to with, simply, "Oh. My. God. JAPAN!"
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