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japcrap

When one lays a turd so horrific and destructive that the wiping process causes profuse bleeding from the anus. The toilet paper is left with a red circle in the center of the squares.
I took a japcrap the other day, my toilet paper square could have been flown when Mizuki Noguchi won the gold in Athens.
by Christina Papas August 5, 2008
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Japs eye

Brendon Travis tried ramming a zelda game down his japs eye
by Jack Middleton June 14, 2008
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japstick

A japstick is a japanese man's penis.
"Jackie Chan probably has a japstick, wey hay"
by Gluestick June 3, 2007
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Japanese Flag Syndrome

The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.
Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner last night, i'm burning up with a case of Japanese Flag Syndrome.
by Phil24 June 23, 2006
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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend June 16, 2011
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Japist

To be a frequent mastermind and purveyor of both practical jokes and good-hearted banter - (Japes)
A Japist is a man/woman who frequently indulges in the pleasures of Jolly Japes.
Person 1: Good sir, would you smell my flower?
Person 2: Why of course sir!
*Flower shoots water in person 2's face*
Person 2: Why Mr McGregor, you seem to be quite the jolly Japist!
by TheJollyJapist June 11, 2011
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Oh my God, JAPAN!

We like stuff from Japan. Bleach, Naruto, Street Fighter, Dance Dance Revolution, Pocky, and the Playstation 2.

There are however, times when we see things from The Land of the Rising Sun that will simply NEVER come to the States because of the risk of that thing having controversial properties, or the risk of it not selling. Some of these things we want or wouldn't mind having here. However, a sizable amount of these things have opinions ranging from "thing of the year" to "UNSEEEEEEEE!!!!" to "wat" "stupid acid flashback" Things in this category I find have been reacted to with, simply, "Oh. My. God. JAPAN!"
Muscle March... Oh my God, JAPAN!.... Eh... YouTube it. You'll... Understand.
by Hoshiyo July 29, 2009
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