A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
by saavy chimp May 28, 2022
Get the blue trapmug. When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
Get the Swamp Trapmug. by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008
Get the gopher trapmug. Ay brah my dawg hit me up telling me bout some at the spot but you know he on that trap talk so I told him hit me on my jugg line
by Cookieman slim June 16, 2019
Get the Trap talkmug. Using packaging that appears to be from a brand / company to increase the profit margin of cannabis sales.
We’re gonna get this mids and put it in these plastic packages for better appearance and major gains. We call it Mylar trapping.
by Holdingolden August 29, 2021
Get the Mylar trappingmug. A county that houses the most cops that get a hard off of giving tickets out about 80 miles south of Atlanta.
by Crackhead 3000 December 12, 2020
Get the Trap Countymug. Usually a voluptuous or larger then normal buttocks that is exceptionally soft and mailable. Having an incredibly tighter then average anus and tract that is so taught some peni can't enter. Along with the insulated extra body heat creates higher temperatures in the sphincter then normal. Making the perfect heaven for ejaculation of the penis, if you can last long enough to truly enjoy it, after probably struggling to break into it. Then it will work the most powerful nut out of you and lock it in to the last drop. With out even trying.
I was using this Thick hoe last night and they had me rolling in pleasure with their tight Nut Trap.
by Craigalotsirfuffel January 12, 2018
Get the Nut Trapmug.