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office 2 iron

another good guy to be or good to have on your team, he can often deliver in tight or hairy situations, he'll make the call, the decision, the play tht others shy away from cause they are shitless. He doesn't waiver, doesn't bull-shit, says it like it is, a real straight-shooter.
Jackson: I can't believe Jones got away with that from Miller.
Murphy: that's because Miller knows that Jones is the office 2 iron, anybody else would have got fired on the spot for making that comment.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.
My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since
by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017
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ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.
"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"
by DeadGoat May 26, 2016
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supra-ironic

When something is just beyond all forms of Irony, that most strongest form of verbal poo-flinging. Essentially used to define a situation that is undefinable, but vaguely ironic or sarcastic.
Also used as a catchall description of modern performance art to confuse the elder generation into thinking that you're artistic.
Steve: That jerk has panhandler as his license, that's disgusting if it's true, and he's been ripping off the kind-hearted.
Jacob: Naaaa, that's just supra-ironic, besides, bums collect enough to buy something better than a shitty Hyundai.
by ScootcheyCoo August 14, 2012
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Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.
Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'
by Chairman Money June 27, 2010
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014
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Iron Maiden

The BEST band to ever exist. God's favorite band is Iron Maiden
dude 1: Hey man, wanna listen to some Iron Maiden?
dude 2: FUCK YEAH!!! IRON MAIDEN IS THE MOST KICKASS BAND TO EXIST!!
by brettecusmaximus August 13, 2023
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