Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Punji Pit

Sex position: Requiring one female and five males. The first two males perform a double penetration ( DP) with the woman on top. The remaining three men have the woman perform the "pterodactyl" manoeuvre. Thus the "Punji Pit" is born.

"Hey bro, me, Tom, Travis, and Rob ar about to run a punji pit on this slut we met at the bar... we're one man short, you in?"

by JCBVandaR September 4, 2014

Pit jet

a steady jet of water created by one holding the hand undewr the arm, filling the hollow area with water, and squeezing hard, thus launching water from any small crack between skin of hand and armpit. It is the same as the under-arm fart, but there is no sound, just a steady jet of water; quite amusing to be exact.

Ha ha ha, Bob, that was the longest pit jet I have ever seen.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

In The Pit

When you realize that someone is jealous (he or/she) to the point its crazy, because you are and always were, cooler than them so they wanna destroy everything about you that they love so no one else will love you cuz they dont know how to love themselves.

Without knowing it you realize your walking on eggshells defending yourself about something you never did because the "pit person" knows they can never keep you they aren't cool enough to act right but you are like....omg I'm in the pit trying to explain how I'm real to the point I'm about to put the lotion on the skin and I don't even like this person or know how I got in the pit from silence of the lambs

"Tammy thought they could learn to love each other, but 12 years later she was like oh crap I'm in the pit with some jealous psycho gaslighting me" in the pit

by NuNuThang2259 September 14, 2023

Nosh pit

The crowd of quietly rowdy “mega fans” who travel across the globe to cheer on the Eurovision Song Contest. They are usually bald, bearded and clap with their palms

I loved the Swedish song of 2016, it went mental in the nosh pit.

by grimola February 8, 2019

bow up on ya like a pit bull

A masculine women trying to fuck you with a strap on

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull

by Admclovin July 2, 2019

Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.

I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.

by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011