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Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
by secksysecks December 23, 2019
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Russian steam bath

When you pee in a butt and then that person Dutch ovens another with the peed butt gas
Damn bruh she was all about them Russian steam baths
by Brusepharoozski July 5, 2022
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sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.
Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.
by backinthedark May 10, 2023
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Sponge bath

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?
by Storknbeans June 10, 2024
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Bees bath

When you get it in the butt and get jizz on by 2 guys
by The real one 9 November 23, 2020
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National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019
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