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hooker

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent.
Sami: Hey that was my point it hit the line!

Hayley: No it was mine!

Sami: You hooker!
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Hooker Top

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.
David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.
by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006
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hooters

a game you play by smacking each others breast as hard as you can. the first one to cry hooters loses
last time i played hooters with her my boobs where swollen for months
by hooters_grl December 17, 2010
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e-hooker

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.
Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."
by Betsy D March 24, 2008
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Serial Hooker

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.
Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"
by Hey how's it going June 9, 2010
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Hooker

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?
Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!
by 27081305 November 29, 2010
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Hooker

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"
Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!
by Gabetronic January 12, 2011
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