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Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024
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Hobbogong

A deep and guttural noise created from deep within the throat that brings confusion to any who hear it usually due to the noise sounding so outlandish.
He Hobbogonged out of nowhere and I just forgot what I was doing because of how unexpected it was.

I heard a Hobbogong and was just straight up confused, its such a weird noise.
by jonkeelious February 1, 2026
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HOBO

You’re a hobo
by RealTension March 6, 2026
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hobocatsnow

(noun) A chaotic, almost mystical being who has comfort, survival, and absurd luxury collide. They have energy of someone (or something) that drifts freely like a stray cat, improvises like a wanderer, yet somehow stumbles into oddly specific moments of softness, beauty, or indulgence.

It can be the vibe of eating something unexpectedly high-quality while emotionally feral. Of building a strange little kingdom out of scraps and vibes. Of being both disheveled and divinely curated at the same time.

It’s when your life is 60% chaos, 30% questionable decisions, and 10% accidental luxury. You’re sitting on the floor, wrapped in a blanket that may or may not be clean, eating something weirdly expensive like you planned this all along.

HoboCatSnow is the art of being slightly feral… but with taste.
“I was sitting on the floor eating $500 caviar in an old hoodie with holes I’ve had for 20 years while ignoring all my responsibilities… pure HoboCatSnow energy.”
by HoboCatSnow March 21, 2026
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Hoboating

A specific style of showboating characterized by acting in a "ho-like" or provocatively attention-seeking manner. It is the act of grandstanding with the primary goal of being lusted after or gaining "thirst-based" validation, often through "extra" behavior or social media posts.
"She spent the entire party hoboating in the kitchen, posing for 'candid' photos and making sure everyone saw her outfit from every angle instead of actually talking to anyone."
by Scubasky1 March 28, 2026
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Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first
Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race
by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025
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Hobo Speak

it’s like a drunk bum on the street… fucked up and talking shit, mainly to themselves . Think shadow boxing alone with his shadow
He paced the sidewalk like Luke Skywalker gone rogue, spewing hobo speak—gibberish laced with fury, cursing the sky like it stole his last smoke.
by Billy Pang March 31, 2025
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