A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.
by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016
Get the Grandmother's Housemug. A House of students or young people where alcoholic drinks are 'chopped' i.e. consumed heavily and quickly.
by Bristoboyo September 16, 2020
Get the Chop Housemug. An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"
Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
Get the House Beatingmug. by bnoice February 14, 2009
Get the house spousemug. A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
Get the House on stiltsmug. "Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
by Z.L. March 28, 2008
Get the clapboard housemug. When a company moves business functions (and your job) away via down sizing, off shoring, out sourcing or any other "cost saving" initiative... They are "Out Housing"
1. Looks like Company XYZ is Out Housing my job.
2. Did you hear that Company XYZ just "Out Housed" their IT Department to India?
2. Did you hear that Company XYZ just "Out Housed" their IT Department to India?
by DwayneJ December 20, 2010
Get the Out Housingmug.