hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

Marquee Hero

Cannabis smoking fuckwit. Someone who is slow, useless, and creates more work for others.

A marquee hero has clearly been at work here - the wood shed looks like a grenade has gone off inside.

by MarqueeBoyLordG June 7, 2025

Hero

The winner of rocket league

I’m hero

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

playin' DJ Hero

Another way of saying fingering a female.

Yo' I was at ol' girls house last night. I messed w/ her one time & this chick was tryna have me playin' DJ Hero all motha fuckin' night?!

by Comanche Jackson December 6, 2010

Hero Tax

When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.

Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!

by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017

Hero of the Anime

A person, typically in relation to multiplayer video games, who thinks a losing team only need to think positively to win. They tend to say “I won’t give up!” Or “No guys, I believe we can win!”

“I was playing League of Legends last night, one teammate would not vote yes to ending early despite us losing hard.”

“Sounds like they thought themselves a hero of the anime.”

by Sir King August 13, 2022

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021