Golden veil

The act of urinating on someone's eyes, most commonly as a sexual fetish but can also be performed as a practical joke or revenge (assumably while recipient is sleeping or of the like)

Person 1: "Thanks for dinner, would you like to come in for a drink, and after a few, i'll let you give me a Golden Veil."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."

by J numbatwo December 16, 2018

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.

"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"

by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018

Golden Card

A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want

I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card

by Stage4fears March 20, 2019

Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.

Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.

by The Pee Man March 28, 2019

Golden Shit Shower

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

by Smotiram May 29, 2019

Goede

A little pussy ass bitch

Oh shit he’s a goede!!!

by 128463729226157 November 1, 2019