Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022

gone to the goose

To die, Dying, somethings dead

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.

by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024

Crazy Goose

Grey goose vodka mixed with orignal monster, and cranberry juiice.

last night was poppin i got crazy goose!

by Queenz Skinz January 25, 2011

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

stuff the goose

To drink large amounts of water before going to bed in order to avoid a hangover.

I am going to stuff the goose so I don't feel so shitty tomorrow.

by Andrew Graham December 14, 2008

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"

by coolkidthatiscool May 2, 2022