cooked my goose

pissed me off
The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.
by Fried Hog December 07, 2013
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Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.
My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.
by Pop Candy July 05, 2022
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goose plucker

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart
by DJ smilyface March 16, 2015
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A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
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Goosing

To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.
"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."
by Martiniman31 September 16, 2022
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Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger
"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
by icreatedsept8th2022 January 23, 2024
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goosing

When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.
Teagan kept goosing everytime she laughed! Silly Teagan.
by yololala June 05, 2017
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