Goo Gobler

Any person who is just fucked in the head.

Hey your being a fucking Goo Gobler

by Slapnuts May 25, 2016

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

meatloaf gobbler

An individual recommended by a friend or friends, that enjoys performing fallacio on one or multiple cocks at one time, making sure to fully gobble said cock or cocks deep into their throat.

Crystal was the meatloaf gobbler champion in college, she won the intramural meatloaf gobbler contest three years in a row.

by Dream seekers January 2, 2017

The Gobbler

When a man's pants ride up and his balls have an outline. A mans version of a camel toe

Hold on while I adjust my pants, I have the Gobbler.

by TakenPseudonym January 18, 2017

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.

I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!

by Gobble420 March 29, 2017