golden doodle

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.

I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…

by whoops, let me clean that off March 7, 2008

golden sombrero

the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi

yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.

what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

goldendale

A good place to go and take a "SHIT"!!

Dude I Had such a Good Goldendale yesterday!

by Cass Man January 13, 2009

Golden Waterfall

When you pee upwards into the top rim of a urinal and the pee comes back down in droplets.

"Gross, the guy before me turned this urinal into a golden waterfall."

by skeezy5555 November 9, 2009

Golden Nectar

Another term for Reschs Pilsener - a wonderful beer of Sydney origin served in pubs and clubs of New South Wales, Australia.

Brewed by Carlton and United, the beer has a passionate following, including a national network of supporters called the Reschs Appreciation Society.

Time for a drop of the Golden Nectar.

by Rocko-TK-421 March 7, 2019

Fudge Dipped Golden Oreo

When a male withdraws his penis from anal sex and it is covered in fecal matter and then inserts it into the females vagina where he proceeds to urinate while still inside the vagina.

"I got the bed soaked in urine after trying the fudge dipped golden Oreo last night with Jenna"

by crazyaligator November 2, 2011

California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006