water goat

a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.

a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."

b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"

by suae January 11, 2009

goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

jake sorenson is a goat neck motherucker who jumps cars and breaks his wrists.

by ||D\/\//\/3D September 6, 2008

Goat Money

An party rockin' porno flick of rapidly edited cumshots and grindcore blast beats, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. All performers wear goat masks for the duration of the film in honour of our dark lord, Satan. Directed by the influential duo Hail Satan (experimental composer Luke R. Corrigan of Plush Kitty fame, Ursula Anvil of the Pillow Fight League)the piece stands as a grand accomplishment in the canon of modern cinema.

Asshole #1: "I love that part in Goat Money when the dude shoots his load all over that girl in the goat mask."

Asshole #2: "Oh, you mean EVERY scene."

Asshole #1: "Pfft... yeah probly."

by Plush Kitty December 21, 2006

goat music

Music that is so terrible, soo simple, and sooo repetitive, a herd of goats probably played a large role in its production.

That Indian Kathakali show had some epic goat music blaring all over the place with four half-naked dudes beating a drum for two hours.

by kirupa April 19, 2015

Goat Style

When your fucking a midget from the back and her pussy makes a “bahhhh” sound like a goat.

“Dude i fucked her goat style last night”
“Wow that sounds like a full send to me”

by Fullsender25/8 November 8, 2018

Dripping Goat

when you have eaten a girl out and her sexual juices dry in your beard hair.

she was so fucking wet dawg my chin was dripping cum i had a dripping goat

by baileymk6 September 27, 2018

sticky goat

When a man inserts his penis into a man or women's ear after ejaculating and giving him or her the remaining sperm deposited into the ear.

Oh I love a good sticky goat straight after sex.

by Effiethegod October 6, 2016