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the gavel

the act of repeatedly slapping your now flacid penis on a girl's face after ejaculating on her face or in her mouth while exclaiming, "Court is adjourned!"
After a nice dinner with my wife, we retired to our bedroom for a night of intercourse. After finishing the act orally, I proudly gave the gavel to the mother of my children.
by noels701 November 16, 2007
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gayverage

A beverage from Starbucks that is anything other that regular coffee.
me: "What would you like from Starbucks?"
Damian: "I'll take any gayverage!"
by gay-verage August 24, 2014
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give me a run for my money

It could mean that when someone wants to challenge you, you have the balls to fight back, or to keep up the pace and become, either a winner, or prove them wrong for having the tendency to challenge you. Its a term that firstly was announced of game horses and meant that this horse that I'm counting on can give me my money back, cause I simply have big hopes and expectations from it. Usually this phrase has a lot of different meanings but this one is the most concrete.
You see these guys over there working out?
They're weak as fuck.
I bet none of these phonies can give me a run for my money.

I am a bodybuilder and I'm working out for fun. It's my life.
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i give a fuck

Even though I don't want to give a fuck and should not give a fuck I love those fuckers and will ruin my life for them.
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give head

if u give head to gracie, she will mew
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The Gavel

A sex act in which a man is having intercourse with a woman in the missionary position, and, when he is about to orgasm, pulls out his cock and shoots all over the girls stomach. Before losing his erection, he slaps the puddle of gizz on the girls stomach and proudly declares, "Justice has been served".
Can you believe Ned pulled the gavel on that tri-delt ho last night? It was like judge joe brown up in that bitch!
by Tha Dogg October 1, 2006
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