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GrapešŸ‡Ape

A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.
Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into GrapešŸ‡Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial šŸ‡ moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.
by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021
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Grape

A colloquialism used by US Marine Corps drill instructors during boot camp to refer to the heads of recruits.
See also: brain housing group
Hey you nasty thing, I know we put our friggin cover on our doggone grape outdoors!
by gunkorn December 14, 2021
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Grape Jelly

Just like tossing salad, but with grape jelly. Where inmates force another lower inmate to lick grape jelly off his asshole
by xcghjklp-098uyt December 22, 2021
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Grayie

Grayie what a lad what a man. If you are blessed with the name Grayie hold your head high because you are one fine specimen.
Person: oh it’s Grayie

Girl: runs
by Temp-82982 January 5, 2022
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Grape

I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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Grape

me love grape 😻
by no_bitches?? February 7, 2022
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Grapeseed extract

When government employees go to town and come back with possible in fatherhood options in 9 months but no DNA match to prove anyone was anywhere. That crazy whore deserves it. They used used grapeseen oil for lube and never looked back.
The grapeseed extract might be on the surveillance camera I'm going to need that erased or edited. Ask the FBI they have great software...
by Canwebeedoneyet22 February 27, 2022
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