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Frosted Glass

When you remove someone’s glass eye, ejaculate into the vacant orifice and replace the glass eye.
Charlie “last night I hooked up with this girl and she had a glass eye. I popped that fucker out and gave her some frosted glass”
by Smartyjnr February 27, 2026
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Frosted Oreo

A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.
"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"
by anonymous August 24, 2025
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Frosted Racks

yeah i gave the ole lady frosted racks last night
by Skippy69420 October 6, 2025
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Frosted Alligator

When you cum on someone, then they proceed to roll around like an alligator
I can’t wait to frosted alligator on my in laws bed
by Mr pant October 31, 2025
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Marble Frosted

(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost
"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II
by rcodefish July 18, 2009
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no frosted flakes

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.
by JSKNATION November 16, 2017
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 21, 2022
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