Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.

Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course

by tomdemp October 2, 2025

The Movie Trilogy Formula

Like all movie great movie trilogy's they all share the same formula. The first movie is the best, the second is the worst, and the third one is the second best

Michael j fox: Back to the future 1 was great, Back to the future 2 was the worst of the trilogy, and back to the future 3 rocked!

Christopher Lloyd: ya that follows the movie trilogy formula

by Mcflylikeawhiteguy May 30, 2014

dirty pillow fort

A bra.

I need to buy a new dirty pillow fort

by Smittytitty June 8, 2016

building the fort

A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.

A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.

Bro, Cody's mom went full crazy and started building the fort!

Damn, how much tp did she buy?

by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020

Best rapper in Fort Wayne

CaseyTheKid

We went and seen the best rapper in Fort Wayne aka CaseyTheKid and he blew our minds.

by Phillis Fucker May 1, 2021