five-year plan

A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.

-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.

by Gus P. September 19, 2005

five below

A person who only dates people rating a 5 or below on a scale of 1 to 10 in hotness (1 being very ugly, and 10 being very hott).

Can be used as an adjective or noun.

Inspired by the discount dollar-store chain "5 Below" which sells poor quality items that cost five dollars or less.

Mary's new boyfriend is so fugly, She only dates five below.

by Nullz July 1, 2009

Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.

"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"

by Corwin May 6, 2005

tri-five

A super high five between three people. Usually friends.

Friend 1: See you later man
Friend 2: Alright bro
Friend 3: Later guys

*smack

Friend 3: Man that tri-five was gnarly

by jstn April 2, 2008

high five surprise

When you fist someone and once inside you open your hand, as if you were to high five someone.

So i was fistin this bitch and i gave her the ole High Five Surprise

by youknowhatimnotgonnagivemyname April 18, 2010

live in five

When someone says or does something really funny, then recreates the moment with a different crowd and pretends that this was the first time they did/said that funny thing. Usually used to get attention, or a bigger reaction.

ex. 1
Sarah: ohh I like your leather jacket Matt! I hope it doesn't get wrecked in the rain!
Matt: Thanks! It won't get wrecked, think about it, cows don't get wrecked in the rain, and leather is from cows...!
Sarah: haha!! you're so funny!
(a littlle while later)
(Matt is with other friends in his jacket)
MAtt: Do you think my jacket will get ruined? Since its raining and all?
Lauren: I hope not!
Matt: Well, i guess since leather is made from cows, and cows are waterproof, it will be fine.. !
Lauren: haha You're so funny Matt!
*Matt has just live in fived*

ex.2
Person 1: Oh my god, Jakey is so funny! He just compared Adriana to Julie Andrews!!

Person 2: Wait, he totally just did that five minutes ago in the cafeteria! And it wasn't funny.

Person 1: He must have live in 5'ed it.

by a german ninja hele November 5, 2009

5 cents (five cents/ $0.5)

locusts in mainland china make a profit of RMB$0.5 for being a communist propaganda machine online. each entry posted in forums will worth 5 cents when they attack USA, HK, UK or any foreign countries, or praise the communist party or Strong Country (mainland china). It is a lucrative biz but eventually millions of souls will be sold out (if there are any!)

yahoo news in HK is flooded with 5 cents (five cents/ $0.5)! go fetch the pesticide!

by ddt76 February 9, 2013