Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

by Godfatha September 14, 2012

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absolutely fucking ridiculous

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.

A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Janjann November 2, 2013

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tank fucking

When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.

I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping

by zeppelinfanCLB April 14, 2014

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armpit fucking

Getting a Roost greasy dick in your armpit

I love a good armpit fucking when I'm in Vegas

by Vine and grsin March 7, 2016

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pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.

Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.

by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy April 26, 2016

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Good Fucking Evening

1. When someone thinks it's funny to use the word "fucking" or "fuck." 2. When someone is being sarcastic.

Someone 1: Good fucking evening have a great fucking day don't forget your fucks lol. Someone 2: Wtf ? or Someone 1: Good fucking evening >.> Someone 2: Are you being sarcastic? Someone 1: No..... >.> Someone 2: Dude ._.

by Someone I guess? June 20, 2018

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