female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

by 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 8, 2021

femaletitanplseatme

best mutual

? : who is the best mutual ever?
femaletitanplseatme

by wife4kurapika. July 24, 2021

femaletitanplseatme

best mutual ever

? : who is the best mutual ever?
femaletitanplseatme

by wife4kurapika. July 24, 2021

Female Gemini

Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.

//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus

//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.

1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!

Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....

by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 27, 2021

femaletitanplseatme

the hottest , funniest , cutest, most amazing tiktoker in the world 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

-have u seen femaletitanplseatme's last video

-omg yes it was the funniest thing ive ever seen

by femaletitanplseatmefanpage July 28, 2021

female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.

The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.

by Sad worms August 2, 2021

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021