the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting
max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
by bourkes May 16, 2005
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Get the diddly-farting mug.When you fart and a shit comes out, labelled this way because this event often happens after too much spicy food such as chili or tacos. (Can also be called an Indian fart)
by Lottydevil June 10, 2016
Get the Mexican Fart mug.A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010
Get the Fart Attack mug.The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.
Beware of anyone with protein farts.
Beware of anyone with protein farts.
John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.
by DeathTaco February 8, 2010
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