Smash Factory

Any place where you take a girl, pornstar, someones sister, your friends mom who's a milf, etc...to fuck

Dude your sister is fucking hott.....I'm taking that bitch to the smash factory

by Preparation-H-Hotdog December 14, 2010

X factor

A shit music talent seeking series that in the end, the losers are the real winners. known for manufacturing JLS, one direction and loads more retarded acts i don't wanna name cuz i'll get sick if i do.

Simon Cowell should just shut down X factor for life, cuz it's ruining the music industry with all their talentless excuses for artists

by weirdyrandommetal1977 April 8, 2015

night factory

Being incredibly lazy, or pretending to form a business but actually do nothing.

"Hey, so how's the business going?"
"Not great to be honest, I've just been doing a night factory..."

by lethersbridge April 20, 2015

crunch factor

When a male takes a seat and the fabric in the crotch gives the illusion of a sexual arrousement

Cindy: "Hey Tom, do you have a boner right now?"
Tom: "No Cindy, that's just the crunch factor!"

by Crunchmen November 17, 2015

tard factory

a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity

Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history

by lord turd December 1, 2015

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

X-factor position

When a male enter the female from the missionary position, then the male slides his chest and legs off her body so that the males pelvis is in the same location but your limbs form an “X” with the females legs.

Last night me and my girl had a blast,if it wasn't for the X-factor position she wouldn't have felt more of your body in motion.

by Da Freaky King May 21, 2017