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Ballpark Frank

It is when you stick your dick between a pair of buttcheeks and rub back and forth, resembling a hot dog going into a bun. Hence, the ballpark frank.
"I'm gonna ballpark frank Meredith this weekend."

"Would you like a ballpark frank?"

"I was giving Kate the ballpark frank."
by ablizzy May 8, 2012
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franking out

to appear so sketched out that you don't want to commence in an activity.
"Im not jumping off this rock into the water it could be shallow "
"Quit FRANKING OUT and jump."
by rsfoster September 9, 2012
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Cole Franks

A small boy he spends long nights with his sister and skyping with his man pal brady.
your such a cole franks!

what i dont like it in the ass?
by bradyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbb July 11, 2011
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jeff frank

trying to hook up after throwing up from being too intoxicated
by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011
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Frank Alm

In the eerie, mist-shrouded woods of Darkwood Hollow, a terrifying legend haunts the nightmares of those who dare to tread too close to the forbidden heart of the forest. There, amid gnarled trees and whispering leaves, resides a monstrous abomination known as Frank Alm.

Frank Alm is not just a creature; he is an embodiment of the darkest human fears and the twisted imagination of a malevolent mind. Born of an ancient curse, he is a cursed soul who has been granted unnerving powers, transcending the boundaries of reality and nightmare.

His appearance is nightmarish, a grotesque fusion of human and beast. Towering at ten feet, his body is covered in mottled, rotting flesh, and his limbs stretch out in a grotesque mockery of human anatomy. His eyes, bloodshot and vacant, gleam with malevolence in the dark, and his gnashing, jagged teeth are visible through his twisted, lipless grin.

Frank Alm is known for his insatiable hunger for fear. He preys on the unwary travelers who venture too close to his lair, using his dark abilities to induce paralyzing terror in their hearts. He feeds on the essence of fear, savoring the chilling screams and quivering panic as his victims descend into madness.

He is said to have the power to shape-shift, appearing as a loved one or a cherished memory to lure his victims into his clutches. Once ensnared, they are dragged into his nightmarish realm, where time and reality cease to exist, and only their worst nightmares persist.
As the campfire crackled in the moonlit woods, a hushed silence fell over the group of friends, their faces etched with fear, as the tale of FRANK ALM, the terrifying forest-dwelling monster, sent shivers down their spines, reminding them of the dangers that lurked in the heart of Darkwood Hollow
by Fnufergamer October 13, 2023
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Frank

A devilishly handsome man, unparalleled in the bedroom. He is brutally honest, but might have an alter ego. He takes shit from nobody, and beautiful women love him for this. He is generous with his money, which he earns with ease and spends with passionate precision. He always wears underwear under his pants, as it never troubles him to do so.
You haven’t had a real orgasm if you haven’t met Frank.
by Gilbert Heaps October 16, 2023
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frank vecchione

my almighty king and glorious daddy I would feed him grapes and suck his toes if he asked I love frank with all my heart if he needs anything I do it if he has 100 fans im 1 if he has 10 fans im 1 if he has 0 aim dead he also weighs 190 pounds of pure sexy muscle I love frank he is so hot gosh I wanna blow him
frank vecchione is sexy
by Jayden fatlord November 8, 2023
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