speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

Bone Eater

Someone who pretends to be or thinks they are obsessed with something, but is actually not.

"You say you're a star wars fan, yet you've never seen one movie. You're such a Bone Eater."

by CoolGuy356 June 1, 2023

Crayon Eater

A Destiny 2 Titan.

Titans are crayon eaters.

by just another crayon muncher July 10, 2023

Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man

Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up

by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

Worm Eater

1. A lowly individual who scours the bottom of the social hierarchy, consuming worms as they are unable to attain anything better. Often used to describe someone so undeserving and pitiful that even worms become a luxury to them.
2. A person so irrelevant and insignificant that their main diet consists of worms, the lowest form of sustenance.
3. Someone with tastes so unrefined, they'd happily dine on worms.

Only a worm eater would think that's a good idea."

"He's such a worm eater, always settling for the absolute worst."

by Sassy Steve September 11, 2023

fake eater

When a person claims to be an eater and shares opinions only real eaters would have to insinuate a false motion

She was talking all about how much she loves dick but is a virgin, such a fake eater.

by Digitadedsec September 19, 2023