When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.
by Connor M. P. October 28, 2010
Get the Dutch Hayroll mug.a version of the dutchoven where your bed partner farts, "traps" the stink under the blanket and then pushes on the top of the blanket in order to force the stench into their partner's face.
by Rayna01 February 19, 2012
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The act of a girl giving you blow job while you're on the toilet and putting a blanket over her head so you don't smell your own shit.
Guy : Be right back, I'm going to the washroom.
Girl : Do you want me to give you a bumpkin ?
Guy : No, I want a Dutchbumpkin.
Girl : Okay, I will grab the blanket.
Girl : Do you want me to give you a bumpkin ?
Guy : No, I want a Dutchbumpkin.
Girl : Okay, I will grab the blanket.
by 1825matt October 19, 2013
Get the Dutchbumpkin mug.Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.
George: in the principals office?
Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.
George: in the principals office?
Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.
by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014
Get the dutch colonial mug.A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
by kennyboye September 30, 2014
Get the Dutch Cheese-cutter mug.Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.
She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.
My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
by Dklinington March 26, 2014
Get the Dutch Muffler mug.I had never seen a dutch inhale before, so I was a little surprised when she pressed the bong to her vagina.
by qaotik February 3, 2015
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