Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 9, 2025

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Donut Peg

1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.

2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it

"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"

"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"

by MarNavSickPig May 24, 2025

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Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

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