DEADBEAT

A SELFISH SELF CENTRED LIER WHO MANIPULTES PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING THEIR TWISTED LIES, THEY ALWAYS BLAME THE OTHER PARENT. THE PARENT WHO IS RAISING THE CHILD, MOST COMMON LINE A DEADBEAT WILL USE IS
“IM NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THE KIDS” THEY MANIPULATE FRIENDS INTO FALLING FOR THEIR VICTIM STORIES AT TIMES THEY WILL EVEN SAY “IM A GOOD GUY” “I MISS MY CHILD” BUT WATCH WHAT THEY DO AFTER THEY TELL YOU THAT STORY,DO THEY GO AND CRY? OR DO THEY HOP ALONG AND ENJOY LIFE AS NOTHING HAPPENED?
THEY DON’T PROVIDE ANYTHING FOR THEIR KIDS THEY LIVE AS THE KIDS DON’T EXIST, THEY WILL LIKE OTHER PEOPLES PHOTOS OF THEIR KIDS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO FURTHER MORE PULL THE VICTIM CARD THEY BELIEVE THEIR OWN LIES THEY MEMORISE THEIR LINES AND LIES.
THEY WILL BUY PEOPLE THROUGH “LITTLE GIFTS” TO GET THEM TO SIDE WITH THEM.

IF ONLY THEY PUT AS MUCH EFFORT INTO TRYING TO BE A PARENT AS THEY DO INTO FOOLING PEOPLE WITH LIES AND FAR FETCHED STORIES.
NEXT TIME A DEADBEAT CRIES VICTIM ASK THEM WHEN THEY SAW OR TRIED TO SEE THEIR KIDS LAST ? OR PROVIDED ANTHING FOR THEM?
AND ASK FOR PROOF TEXT MSG ?PHONE CALL RECORD? SOMETHING ANYTHING?
THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PROVIDE ANY PROOF BECAUSE THEY ARE A DEADBEAT.
NEVER LISTEN TO A DEADBEAT BUT RATHER WATCH THEIR ACTIONS AND SOON YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH AND WHO THEY REALLY ARE #DEADBEAT

I’m not allowed to see my kid most common lie a deadbeat will tell

by Boss run August 11, 2018

tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

I’m dead

A song by Duckwrth featuring Sabrina Claudio.

“Skull emoji nigga I’m dead ☠️“

by Poojaypls2000 August 18, 2018

deadbeat

usually describes a father who dosent pay his child support

also can describe a low class male , a broke male, cheap ass foodstamp collector, a inferior male

( cant get with no deadbeat ass )

by big boz February 25, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005

dead letter

a dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because the person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it

if u send a letter and the person dont get it and u dont get it back

by gashford April 9, 2004

Dead Meme

Dead Memes, unlike Dank Memes or even Normie Memes, are memes known to have been not used for many years by mainstream Dank Meme Culture. Often killed by Normies, these memes are at the bottom of the barrel. Think of it this way - Dank Meme ---> Mainstream Meme ---> Normie Meme ---> Dead Meme. Examples include trollface, Stuff Things Stuff, Clean All The Things, and Rage Comics.

Memer - Bro, check out this Dank Meme.
Normie - Nah dude, that meme sucks ass. Check out this meme.
Memer - What the fuck is that dead meme? You normie piece of shit.

by iBuyMountainDew March 12, 2018