Dads friend

The friend of the family that is usually the daughters first crush in her younger years.

The friend of the family the daughter thinks of her first older male encounter because he is the first one to pay her attention.

The trusted friend eying your daughter.
My dads friend is hot, he pays attention to me and gets me not like the boys and he's not like my dad, he's cool.

I noticed your dads friend looking at you, I think he likes you
by dads friend December 30, 2011
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STEP DAD

STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...
Those are nice trainers...

Thanks, my step dad bought me them

Wheres your real dad?

Out wasting money...
by CMPR June 04, 2011
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Dad Hatch


1. Any hatch or portal used to escape the enraged father pf the girl you are currently, or have just finished hooking up with. 2. Usually the forward most hatch on a yacht.

dad hatch take down n.
1.Spinnaker douse in which the boat jibes, but the spinnaker is left flying on the new windward side, where it collapses against the jib and it is pulled down through the forward hatch (commonly referred to as a “Mexican”)

Origin: circa 2007 derived from the words dad (of baby-talk origin) and hatch (of the middle English “haec” or “small door”). First used after a successful night of bar hoping, and an unsuccessful morning of being caught.
"When Mr. Smith caught his daughter and I, I made good use of the dad hatch and got the hell out of there!"

by The Wayward Yutes January 04, 2008
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dad shagger

a person who shags fathers (dad's) the opposite of a mother fucker
man that dad shaggers done it again,
you fuckin dad shagger pick that fuckin shit up,
i known you've been dad shagging you fuckin dad shagger thats why you smell of shit
by gillinio January 05, 2009
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fat dad

man who drives a 2 door car in florida
mackenzie's fat dad gave me a ride to the squirrel farm
by mfinks14 December 28, 2011
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Dad Arms

When a mid 30's man has overly hairy shoulders and tucks a tank top into his jeans
Hey Dustin do you see dad arms in the back
by Oh sag henisy August 23, 2018
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American Dad!

A pathetic ripoff of Family Guy, which itself is a pathetic ripoff of The Simpsons.
Up next, The Simpsons, then another Simpsons, I mean Family Guy, then another Simpsons, I mean Family Guy, I mean American Dad!
by JNNC August 12, 2006
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