eagle donut

jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"

After we won our ninth state title, he really got an eagle donut

by jedadiah July 9, 2006

Jelly Donut

When you cream in your side hoes pussy while she screams to be filled with your semen

I just gave my girl a jelly donut

by dmcvean23 January 2, 2021

makin donuts

You make shit pay, $0.00

"Hey man, come with us to the club tonight!"
"Nah bro, I'm broke af, I'm makin donuts at Mickie D's"

by jazzydogface March 6, 2019

Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

cowboy donut

A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.

Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!

by Megamickel June 29, 2019

Dirty Dunkin Donut

The act of putting someone vegina in a bucket of cum to the point of coverage over the vegina.

I just got dirty Dunkin Donuted

by Dirty Dunkin Donut January 24, 2023

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024