doing a pitfield

committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn't make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.

any act of foolishness that you'd be embarrassed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.

running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as "doing a pitfield"

by chris's mum November 11, 2008

doing the indian

please somebody fill me in as to what doing the indian is as far as bmx tricking?

turn out of fakie the same direction you 180, its cleaner, (video examble of opposite) that way kids wont make fun of you for doing the indian . (ridebmx.com)

bayaa

by googlefailedmeohno August 13, 2010

doing an ash

1. pooing at parties

2. shouting at old ladies

(1 so called because it's as warm and smelly as a hot pile of ash)
(2 so called because of the noise old ladies gums make when they choke on their mushed swede in shock at being accosted in such a fashion)

1.
dude, that guy's been in the bathroom for ages
must be doing an ash

2.
OLD LADY TWAT
you're such an ash, man

by man in a van with a plan October 21, 2010

doing a 'MAYA'

VERB: to get outrageously drunk and annoying, to do stupid thing such as fall over, laugh loudly, drop things. be krunk, but not funny krunk just annoying.

maya used in a sentance: olivia was doing a 'maya' on friday night, she fell over... before we even left the house

by krunkinator December 22, 2010

Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.

by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014

Doing a Tommy

The art of video chatting while doing a number 2 and the other person has no idea

I was doing a Tommy the other night with that girl I met on tinder

by Dickie Burlap June 11, 2019