one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

the v dance

the act of going on you shoulder blades and making your legs spread out like a v. WARNING:you may fart from this.

i fell asleepwhiledoing the v dance

by tornvivefanbanwagon February 8, 2014

Burnt Cheeks Dance

The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.

Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!

by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016

drunken barn dance

here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.

What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?

A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)

It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)

That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.

What

by Matt MMB Murphy December 12, 2016

The Pants Dance

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.

The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.

by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016

southeast pogo dance

When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.

I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017