Dank Memes

little to extremely offensive and or over used jokes in order to bring a point across of ones opinion or to "troll" another

What is the song at 2:30?

Darude-sandstorm

Put the jews in the stew

Be mien

Are you feeling it now Donald trump?

What dat kean

Papa franku

doggu

ayyy lamo

dank memes r lyf i r8 9/11

by NicoNikoNeko September 11, 2016

Danking

Danking is the act of wanking with both hands, an abreviation of double hand wanking.

Person 1: Hey! Give me a hand.
Person 2: Sorry I've got both hands full danking.

by Cosby's replacement January 22, 2022

Dank-a-Thon

To describe when an individual, or up to a trio of individuals, smoke an ounce or more of marijuana in one session.

Damn, them kids are having a Dank-a-Thon over there!

by Alex_McSmokestack February 24, 2018

Dank

Dank can be used to describe anything your heart desires. Must be said with a deep voice unless you are describing a cute baby.

DAYUMMM THAT SHIT DANNNNK!!!! - Dank = omg that thing is amazing

by Fergieadoptme August 28, 2020

be-dank-adank

totally chill way to say weed. And itll make your dealer laugh

hey man you got any be-dank-adank?
no but i got some shwag.
Shwag? man you must have a foot in your ass! nothin but straight chron for a REAL toker

by LouManChuu October 1, 2009

Dank

Weed that has a particularly strong odour and is exceptionally potent.

Bro you got the danky-dank shit?

by Melvin M. Milton July 21, 2025

dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns

You are a dank unicorn.

by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017