Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

a la cushy

An interjection of pleasure at something thats easy to do with great reward, or an easy task.

Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?

Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Sit Down Cunty

The act of yelling to an obnoxious person to sit down even if they are already sitting.

Word Is Used To Shut Someone Up.

Cunty: *Doing Random Shit*
Nick: Sit Down Cunty!
Cunty: Im already sitting! *Cunty Mumbles Under Breath*

by Mr. Aceves May 11, 2016

cust

to be in a state of laziness. to sit in one spot until you literally form a hard outer layer

"im really tired tonight, lets just sit around and cust."

"all you do is sit around watching porn, you're so custy!"

by andi72 December 24, 2009

crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.

After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.

by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009

Custard Arms

Having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms

Man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms

by pezzzzzz October 21, 2009