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Cookie Monster Munch

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"
I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.
by jray19 January 16, 2011
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Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
by Melays April 21, 2017
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Cookie Dough

Its a strain of weed. Cookie Dough is a wonderfully potent Girl Scout Cookies phenotype. This particular version of the West Coast’s most popular strain exhibits an orange/yellowish sheen of trichomes and a pungent doughy aroma. Cookie Dough’s effects align closely with GSC’s, offering medical-grade sedation on the body and a well-lit mind that borders on speedy. Enjoy this strain as a means to stimulate appetite and dull physical pain while remaining mentally alert. Beginners beware, as this potent phenotype can be overwhelming. Negative effects such as mild dizziness and dry eyes have been noted by some consumers.
*Hits blunt*

Duuuuude what is this shit
I got this new cookie dough man
by ryguymck123 April 24, 2017
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Chooking

Chooking is the synonym of poking. It means to poke or prod someone or something with a finger, stick, rod, or any long object.
Chooking also refers to sticking a long, slim object into a hole.
by Okeycardinal July 3, 2018
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Premature Cookie

Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.
Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."
by bdc947856 January 11, 2009
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frosted cookie

A group of guys circle around a cookie and jack off on it, like a bukkake but with a cookie, the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
I lost that frosted cookie last night, now I hate frosting and cookies.
by Rostamufasa November 22, 2013
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Pink cookie

Pink cookie is a pussy that is wet and horny.....
THIS DUDE WAS WATCHIN PORN AND HE SHOVED HIS DICK IN IN HER TIGHT ASS PINK COOKIE!
by TTttightpussy March 14, 2018
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