Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle

"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"

by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

by jamboree08 May 28, 2008

Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.

Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.

by PMax February 19, 2009

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A black woman's vagina

Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!

by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009

Chocolate Milk Shake

A drink, that kids drink. also comes in strawberry and vanilla

Billy isnt gay, but he drinks Chocolate Milk Shakes

by dalton August 18, 2003

chocolate salad

The act of eating a male or female's anus after they drop feces.

After Kirk took a crap, Murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.

by Rob231 April 20, 2006

chocolate tampon

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007