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chinamen sample

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.
Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.
by capnhowdy September 18, 2015
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chinese splits

When you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out.
Giiiirl..he was eating the P good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits
by kleezy45 November 26, 2015
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chinese dinner

Person A fills up their Anus with copious amounts of rice, then person B proceeds to eats the rice out with chopsticks.
My girlfriend's mum decided to give me a Chinese dinner last night. No regrets were made.
by Hamburgerbruz January 4, 2016
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Chinese Cake Factory

This is basically Cheese Cake Factory but run by the Chinese. However, the distinctions are paramount:
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.
Marc: Yo Bro I just got back from Cheese Cake Factory.
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).
by austinramenvegan January 25, 2018
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Chinese Finger Trap

The act of two man fornicating with a double ended dildo, the pressure stimulating both of their genitals but also keeping them trapped in the device.
Christensen: "Dude, this Chinese Finger Trap feels amazing!"
Hadyen: "Uh dude, I'm stuck."
by CrimeNet'sBain December 7, 2019
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chinese rocket

sex act where you just stick in the tip of you penis. because chinese men have such small dicks when a normal person sticks in just the tip it is referred to as a chinese rocket.
'did you and your girl go all the way last night? no man she would only let me put the tip in so i gave her a chinese rocket.'
by Ohio Hillbilly May 9, 2021
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Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus

Guy 1: Zoom is just Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus

Guy 2: Yeah, I agree
by TICalculator June 6, 2021
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