milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.

Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."

by L M P December 19, 2008

chikeze eze

Actual name of a contestant on American idol. Supposedly African but fits much better as slang for awesome, cool, amazing, etc.

I went to mall to get some shoes and I found these. They are chikeze eze!

by Kern Powers March 10, 2008

chicken chow wayne

reference to a chinese person with lower back/leg injury, hence they walk like john wayne

"hey look at that gook over there...looks like she has a baseball bat lodged up her arse"
"haha what a chicken chow wayne"

by sdlghsdgh November 7, 2008

Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross

"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."

by AxZella June 19, 2008

Chicken Rat

A cross between a chickenhead and a hoodrat..A mixed breed of sorts

Dayum...Look at that chicken rat

by BoogityGiggity October 8, 2008

chicken baerga

a terrible mexican calzone; usually too chewy and vile to eat

When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 31, 2009

chicken pakora

Andrew clark's nipples

John: andy whoa your nipples are huge
Andy: shup john ya paedo
John: they're as big as chicken pakora
Andy:JOHN!!!!

by your aquaintance March 26, 2009