Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.
by Le French Spankier Bastardo May 24, 2006
A mightily cheesy pussy. Smells like cheese, looks like cheese, tastes like cheese. Is it cheese? Cheesehole.
by Chocobot H. August 09, 2006
1. Dick Cheese
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
by Diculator November 02, 2009
<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang
The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 21, 2010
by A, Smith March 08, 2009
by snabald July 13, 2003